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How the EARTH SIGNS gossip at work ♉️♍️♑️ ♉️ TAURUS: “I don’t like drama.” Proceeds to listen to the entire story over coffee, asks three follow-up questions, and remembers it for six years. Especially if food is involved. ♍️ VIRGO: “Technically, this isn’t gossip. I’m just trying to understand why they would make a decision that makes absolutely no sense.” Has screenshots. Has timestamps. Has identified 4 process failures. ♑️ CAPRICORN: “I don’t care what people do as long as it doesn’t impact my work.” Finds out it could impact their promotion. “Okay. Start from the beginning.” Earth signs don’t gossip. We conduct informal workplace risk assessments. 😂 And somehow there’s always a coffee involved. ☕️ #CorporateHumor #WorkHumor #OfficeHumor #ZodiacSigns #WorkplaceHumor